Radar Guns

[buddah51au]

I hope you guys don't mind but I felt I had to share this

While I was driving down the M1 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk asked:

"Runway too short mate ?"

To which I replied: "I'm late for work."

To which he asked: "What do you do?"

I responded: "I'm a rectum stretcher"

The copper was surprised and confused : "A rectum stretcher, and just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."

Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously : "And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?"

To which I politely replied : "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge ................... "

[tony1234]

I hope you guys don't mind but I felt I had to share this

While I was driving down the M1 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk asked:

"Runway too short mate ?"

To which I replied: "I'm late for work."

To which he asked: "What do you do?"

I responded: "I'm a rectum stretcher"

The copper was surprised and confused : "A rectum stretcher, and just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."

Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously : "And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?"

To which I politely replied : "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge ................... "
Hahahaha.

[acurabot]

still got the fine ? had a cop who pulled over someone already jump out at my friends car <10m without warning to pull him over too. didnt know they could pull over two cars at once. some are just money hungry sharks!

[biee2]

I hope you guys don't mind but I felt I had to share this

While I was driving down the M1 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk asked:

"Runway too short mate ?"

To which I replied: "I'm late for work."

To which he asked: "What do you do?"

I responded: "I'm a rectum stretcher"

The copper was surprised and confused : "A rectum stretcher, and just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."

Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously : "And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?"

To which I politely replied : "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge ................... "

hahahahahaha x2

[DC2-PWR]

Hahahahahaha thats mad

[Stig]

LOL thats winrar!

[crinchi]

hahahhahah man u got balls ahhhahaha ive done the old "dump the asian accent" but thats just sick... ahahaha

[rayb3na_]

****ing winnnarrr!

[u mad?]

6/10

i smiled

[Type R Positive]

Thats great joke Buddah!

[buddah51au]

Thanks for the replies guys. I do have a few more, but the reality is this forum is not really the place for them. It's just that we all go a little quicker than we should at times so I thought it might go down well, especially in these days when the cops are putting fixed radar units in wheelie bins.

Personally, I am against Radar Guns completely as they do nothing for road safety & are purely revenue collectors. On the other hand I would not be against large numbers of unmarked patrol cars

[Type R Positive]

Marked or unmarked, there needs to be more. I never see them???
Darwin has gone red light/speed camera crazy..... man I love cruise control!!!

[adhunt99]

Lol that's quite chuckleworthy.

That said, speed cameras do make most people go a bit slower, and that's worth it. I know people call it 'revenue raising', but quite frankly if someone thinks they're too cool for school and drives everywhere at 20-30k over then they deserve to lose their licence, that's what racetracks are for. But, they should be put in dangerous areas not spots where they know ppl will go a bit over and aren't dangerous.

[buddah51au]

The latest thing here in QLD is the police are buying old 4 cyl utilities with canopies on the back & a tow bar. They are then mounting the cameras on the tow bar. If that isn't bad enough, they are now talking about fitting out wheely bins with cameras. I just think they are going overboard & it is purely revenue raising. hiding radars behind trees / behind bridge railings / at the bottom of hills etc does nothing for road safety. Just look at the number of people who still use Mobile phones while driving - no radar will stop that. More patrol cars actually on the road is what is needed.

[SpeedBird]

Reasons why they need the $$$ because the state gov are broke as a joke. Its easy picking for fatten the wallets of pollies to make then look good in the area they got voted in.