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pornstar
30-08-2004, 04:10 AM
My ol mate Dan rang me up, said he couldnt sleep, and he wanted to go out for a drive. Im like errr, looking down at the corona in my hands hmmm, ok ur car. About half an hour later, the familiar sound of the daily grocery getter and baby transport of his pea shooting exhuast note of a car is audible. Jumping out, and stealth like, I get into the passenger side of this beast of his. Gogogogo, dont want mum coming out with the cleaver ;)

So away we go, of to our cruise spot/destination of which I will not tell over a public forum! On our way, we go through 2 freeways, one of these being a favourite for dan to simply test his new toys. Today, as we slowly accelerated onto the freeway, he told me what he got, "new Stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicky Tyres". My answer was sorta something like, yeah? really? how muuuuuuch..whoaa. did it cost... omgs, slow down!". His baby doesnt wheelspin anymore. Just good ol in ur face power and speed! So we keep going with him playing around, the familiar sound of his psscht psscht (flutter noise) playing every once in a while.

On one particular entrance, we see some nice and bright headlights accelerating towards us fast. Im like, oh shitty, cops? Dans like, darno, better slow down. So we slow down to the limit, and hope, holding our breathes. As the haedlights get closer on our back left, i can make out that its not a cop and its a nissan, i think people call them s15's? Im not sure, i prefer to call them the most overrated nissan of all time. Of course Dan agrees. The guy in the s15 starts becoming all hero like, blowing off or whatever he thinks his doing, accelerating hard and then letting of the accelerator hard.

Im like, Dan man, save your fuel, its slow as shite. But good ol Dan, never likes to sit on his ass, gives the big flutter. The other guy opens his window, what you got in there? Im like, race him and find out? Dude is like, haha that gay front wheel drive Peice of Shite? yer right! and then just mashes the accelerator. I guess you can imagine what happens next. Well not really, cos it is after all the almighty s15 with the phantom almighty all conquering ball bearing t28 turbo. And what, we in a gay front wheel pos and all, u wouldnt guess.

Dan down gears, and then as easy as u like flys past him, really it was driving past him, but man it was so slow! The nissan guy pushed as hard as he could, I guess the no matter how hard you push a peice of shite, its still a peice of shite being pushed, and ur getting your hands dirty. To cut it short, Dan had to slow down for the nissan to catch up, the guy drove on pretending not to look at us. So i opened my window down, "what happened? got stuck in third?" He opened his windows and said, thats bullshite man, you only won cos I let you.

Lol! so I said, race again then? give you a headstart man. make it fair. (I know I know, we are being smart but come on, he gave it to us, only fair to give it back ;) ). He said nah no need, ill up the boost and smoke ur girly car. I just laughed with Dan, and then he said, im ready ladies, lets race. I guess he was abit cheesed but changing his tone after being smoked the first run. This time, he goes ready? gogogogo, and we are off. I dont know what he did to his car, what psi of boost he turned it up too, but it was fvcking amazing. he kept up til the top of 3rd this time! Awesome! but then Dan changed into 4th, oh well, i guess the front looks better on that nissan :P

Dan is more of a family man than your street racer, but he goes to me afterwards: "isnt that thing 2 litre turbo?" Im like yer....but it is a nissan remember :) next exit appeared pretty quickly, and wouldnt u know it, that guy must live at the nearest exit to where u lose a race, cos he got of there.

NOTES: go for a drive, meet shit15 i mean s15, typical invincible nissan driver with his omg sick re i got da boost and truck cooler with my nissan ball bearing t28 turbo that isnt really ball bearing, gets smoked, shuts up and goes home.

PS: I dont hate nissan drivers nor do i hate nissan cars. but when you get smart asses that like a typical genre of car being the nissan, chances are, the driver of the next nissan you meet will be a really ignorant smart ass who thinks his fast cos of his boost controller...not much more you can say.

MR-VTEC
30-08-2004, 08:04 AM
man thats a long story, but may i ask what car has your mate got?

poid
30-08-2004, 10:07 AM
LOL love that story Andeh :D

Da1nONLY
30-08-2004, 11:05 AM
hahaha =)
yeah nice story!...
what car was your mate driving?

egSi
30-08-2004, 11:58 AM
yeah s15s are gay, nice kill/naration. call me next time, im coming!!! :D

Da1nONLY
30-08-2004, 12:26 PM
they arent too gay!! =)
reckon they are pretty slick looking...

h22a accord
30-08-2004, 02:08 PM
interesting read.

sugapopcandy
30-08-2004, 02:10 PM
That was quite fascinating.....

madgrk
30-08-2004, 07:31 PM
I drive a Nissan :(

Andy, Morkz and I had a good day on Sunday man.. lol good times :D

mmm MY02 STi.....

joneblaze
30-08-2004, 09:21 PM
Hmm.. as always I have a funny feeling Andy simply won't reveal what modifications had been applied to the "FWD POS" he was travelling in, nor exactly what MODEL of car it was... once again making this story like countless others. Boring.

vti-2
30-08-2004, 09:33 PM
Nice one Andy.


but may i ask what car has your mate got?

I can reveal that its a Honda. ;)

[[d a n n y]]
30-08-2004, 09:39 PM
ahahahahah u hate nissan drivers...lol

pornstar
30-08-2004, 10:20 PM
sif i do :P

ok ive been allowed to tell u this jon: Its and ITR :)

genesis
30-08-2004, 10:22 PM
keep it to the track ok, be safe.

spite
30-08-2004, 10:26 PM
Thats the lamest post I have ever seen. I hope its a joke, or you were drunk.

There are plenty of very respectable S15's out there.

No matter what you 'or your mate' have got ... there will be someone faster.

genesis
30-08-2004, 10:27 PM
yeah, must have been drunk or something to post that garbage

2ds
30-08-2004, 10:33 PM
lol, s15 vs boosted itr, would be interesting to see

-2ds

pornstar
30-08-2004, 10:42 PM
oi adds, give me a call nikka, i pm'ed ya but ur box is full

pookie
31-08-2004, 12:43 AM
yeah was probably a stck S15 with a boost controller :/ so thats what? $40k?

now an ITR, i will take a dig at DC2, so $30k, tuirbo kit + tuning + other general bullshit $50k or more?

hmm a stock car vs a very heavily modified car....... i know who SHOULD win?

luzinit
31-08-2004, 01:19 AM
yeh boring posts... for us NSW ppl neways.... borin shit read. lol post it in ur stonecutter forum..

Ceffo
31-08-2004, 04:26 PM
nice read. :thumbsup:

Weq
31-08-2004, 06:25 PM
story is useless without mods or pics or movies! i always enjoy hearing/beating godly nissan drivers, but its the truth.

Savant
31-08-2004, 08:44 PM
yeh boring posts... for us NSW ppl neways.... borin shit read. lol post it in ur stonecutter forum..


LOL!!!! coming from people who cruise with rules like "no racing" and "no littering" and "no hoons"??!!

yeah real boring

XXpl0Sive
31-08-2004, 08:53 PM
Agree with most people on this thread:
Lacks composition and content.

joneblaze
31-08-2004, 09:33 PM
LOL!!!! coming from people who cruise with rules like "no racing" and "no littering" and "no hoons"??!!

yeah real boring

Those rules were in line with general OH cruise/meet guidelines. They were also implemented seeing there was a 50+ car turnout for the Sydney meet on the weekend.
Perhaps Chi went a little overboard with the "no littering" lol, but the rest was for the general safety and harmony of all attendees.
And the fact that we wish to keep our public meets, where there are many newcomers and people who have not met before, safe, has completely nothing to do with the fact that this thread/story was boring without in depth details.

Ahh I see...so Dan is the Razztech "sponsored" boosted ITR. Interesting. Any CRSX boys take you up on your track offer yet? Or is that the upcoming PI meet?

pornstar
31-08-2004, 10:21 PM
lol Jon, I knew u would think that :) but nope, this R is one that us as a group of mates built :)

I dont know what else to say, I dont take a camera every time we go cruise or do i take a video camera either...we werent even looking for a race ;)

as for lacking content and composition, coming from the retarded nissan driver that doesnt know the difference between actually opening up his turbo and ringing up with a number...nuff said.

Dan's car was never built for the drag, but believe me his top end is great. on the freeway, when we're at 2-3rd gear his R isnt handicapped with traction issues. :)

jko2
01-09-2004, 09:51 AM
hey, s15s are quick. what do you drive? if you had a flutter wouldn't that mean you were turbo too?
but yeah, generally an s15 will rip all your cars. especially one with an exhaust. hey, even a 10k s13 will do the trick quite easily. .... lets go on a hill anyone?

jko2
01-09-2004, 09:53 AM
btw i like hondas, but why the heck do you guys always bag nissans? SAU and NS.COM have nothing but respect for hondas. they're just generally slower. if you look at your stories sections, its got a lot of stories about civics and lancers and other small cars.
in turbo forums, its other turbo cars, and v8s, cant' really compare unless its a s2000 or nsx

poid
01-09-2004, 10:21 AM
its because so many nissans owners bag Hondas, especially in the past before some quick Hondas were prowling the streets. So we are now giving it back, and it hurts them moer than it hurt us because now they are being beaten by little ricey peices of crap (in their eyes) that they never in a million years thought they would get beaten by :)

There are a number of cars on here that will destroy a mildly modded silvia/skyline. Similarly there will be a number of cars on those forums that will destroy these cars...but those guys usually arent the kind of tossers that laugh just because someone drives a Honda :)

pornstar
01-09-2004, 11:06 AM
If you read the story, we not the ones being stupid and trying to be heros.

I respect anyones car for the simple fact of the matter that they own it and its their pride and joy. But if someone gives you crap about yourcar what you going to do? same thing my mate did assuming ur car is as quick as his.

as for hills, err sure, bring it on. next you will be telling me that his not allowed to rev apst 9k rpms cos that would be cheating right? Dans car isnt the fastest in the straights, but it will take 95% of street cars in their street form.

Da1nONLY
01-09-2004, 12:58 PM
TBH... S15s aint all that in its stock form with basic mods...
Ive raced 3 out of 3...
and ive won...3 out of 3....
in the end... its the same question!!..
oh what have you done to your car or got under that bonnet?...
i just tell them the truth...stock! with optimax!

Weq
01-09-2004, 04:16 PM
The fact is, even though none of the nissian drivers bag honda's publicly - they feel way above honda's to begin with. U said it urself, the only car's to compare your almighy nissian 2 is a v8 or another imported beast. The fact is, most of the n00b nissian drivers are ignorant and arrogant. we (as a honda driver, plenty of n00bs around) get them as well, but the nissian drivers seem to be just that little more arrogant because they have a snail under the hood.

in the end, i DO repsect many nissians, but i dont respect many nissan drivers. Ive been on plenty of other car club cruises (ie pulsar.org) and they are a good bunch of blokes. It seems mainly more around the dyno-queen type nissians that u get the arrogance and supremecy from.

In the end, i prefer to discuss this type of stuff in personj. feel free to come along to our next meet, and meet the ppls behind the keyboards.


btw i like hondas, but why the heck do you guys always bag nissans? SAU and NS.COM have nothing but respect for hondas. they're just generally slower. if you look at your stories sections, its got a lot of stories about civics and lancers and other small cars.
in turbo forums, its other turbo cars, and v8s, cant' really compare unless its a s2000 or nsx

Weq
01-09-2004, 04:17 PM
I dont know what else to say, I dont take a camera every time we go cruise or do i take a video camera either...we werent even looking for a race ;)


learn from ur mistakes son.. learn :)

i think the comments were more to do with the mods to the type-r.

pornstar
01-09-2004, 05:27 PM
lol, icic but Weq, u'd know first hand that if i said his mods, ppl would call bs this and bs that, but in reality, not much is needed on a honda to get it going quick

Da1nONLY
01-09-2004, 08:40 PM
yeah i agree =)
all you need is a good driver =P

A'PEXi
01-09-2004, 09:09 PM
lol lets have an internet war, nissan vs honda? :P how childish can you get....

just wondering how you had such a clear conversation on the freeway? ive been driving next to my mates car at like 60, opened the windows and could hardly hear what he was trying to say....

pornstar
01-09-2004, 09:38 PM
get ur ears cleaned then dude, its pretty easy to talk when u both want to on the freeway. Anything else u want to raise about bs a honda wont beat a nissan, bs if he was boosting 18 psi he wouldnt lose, bs ur mates car is worth more, bs anything?

the people who know me in person and hvae met me know how fast my car is, and this thing is not a slouch in person, easily take mine if i wasnt careful on my launch/changes

XXpl0Sive
01-09-2004, 10:23 PM
lol lets have an internet war, nissan vs honda? :P how childish can you get....
Why is it always "US" vs "THEM".

What if I told you I drive a Honda as well, pornstar, what happens then? Am I still gay?

Get over it mate, it's not always about whose faster from A to B. A car is a piece of engineering to be enjoyed by enthusiasts, after reading this thread (and many of your other posts), all I can conclude is that you're nothing more than a street hoon.

Grow up, I beg of you.

A'PEXi
01-09-2004, 10:31 PM
ohh so its my problem? it must have been my ears? what made you come to that conclusion? could it have been the road noise? or the fact that my friend was speaking softly? i don't know, i was merley questioning how your conversation was so clear and automatically your resolution was i have a problem because you thought i was defending for nissan? or i was saying ur thread was bs?? this has nothing to do with your so called friends honda, or the nissan. chill mate.

pornstar
01-09-2004, 11:06 PM
a'pexi sorry bud, its frustrating when no1 can simply just say good job or nice kill, its always this and that and this and that. i took it out on u cos i thought u were giving it to me :( sorry again mate.

xxplosive, why is it us v them? who said anything about hondas v nissan? i only rib most of the nissans cos most of them believe that their stock s13/s14/s15 will run a low 14 stock, yet when they get to the track, they dont make a 14 at all. as for being in person if u met me in person, u will know a good mate of mine drives an s13 and i personally help him on that car. I even hvae a close mate that drives a VL turbo, difference? they arent ppl going around thinking anything of another.

As for u being gay whether or not u drive a honda, i just personally think ur gay. has nothing to do with what u drive, thats just a personal thing between u and me that can stay of the forum.

as for enthusiests, if u also read in technical ive always tried to help where i think i can, i dont see u offering much advice.

XXpl0Sive
01-09-2004, 11:14 PM
Check your PM.

Da1nONLY
01-09-2004, 11:18 PM
kiss and make up yeah? =)
its a forum...
dont take things TOO Personally.. :thumbsup:

pornstar
01-09-2004, 11:21 PM
thats what i thought but i continually get Pm's from this guy

XXpl0Sive
01-09-2004, 11:22 PM
It's alright Da1nONLY, we won't be hearing any more personal threats from this guy..everythin resolved in PM.

Edit (O/T): And JUST for the record, for those who witnessed the SR20DET T28BB discussion I had with pornstar, please refer to this thread on PF:
http://board.performanceforums.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=67179385

pornstar
01-09-2004, 11:38 PM
so u continueing this shit eh ben? fair enuff, ill oblige.

that thread u have one guy supporting u. the guy who sold u ur car.

Now kindly tell the public this, did u or did u not, take UR TURBO OFF, AND SEE IF IT WAS BALL BEARING OR NOT? i believe ur answer to me was that u rang with a chra number, whilst the people who hvae seen them in person know that they are not ball bearing.

as for personal attacks read that thread, and see who starts personal attacks.

if u want i can copy the pm's u sent me that want to "meet up" and all that stuff related to personal attacks. Maybe im different, but i defend myself, especialy since ur the one wrong about ur turbo. as for personal attacks and getting brave etc, i gave it to u on pm u gave it to me, i left it at that, why take it back to public?

joneblaze
01-09-2004, 11:47 PM
If you two post one more shitstorm post in THIS THREAD OR ANY OTHER in the near future, it will result in a locked thread and an instant 2 week account suspension for the next poster.
If you want to argue and fartarse on about this, create your own thread in The Lounge. AND KEEP IT CLEAN. No personal attacks, no sledging, no insults and threats. If you wish to clear up the technical misunderstanding by all means go ahead. But keep the rest of the BS to the ring when you get a chance.


-Jon.

[[d a n n y]]
01-09-2004, 11:47 PM
aite aite..
that's enuff u guyz..this Honda VS Nissan is getting way out of hand.
i think u guyz r over reacting.
mayb the part where he says they call em S15 or sumthing part may offend. sum of u guyz..
but still..no need to carry on like this.
btw PORNSTAR nice kill..well your mate..'s kill
anywayz...let's just stop this attacks..
it's getting so childish now..the both of u..
let's have sum peace~:D

pornstar
02-09-2004, 12:04 AM
ive dropped the issue, im leaving it at that. apologised to apexi for taking it out on him, but theres one thing above all that i jsut cant do..... respect a nissan ;)

now danny lets run :P

Da1nONLY
02-09-2004, 12:38 AM
lol
in his GTR =)
no chance =P

pornstar
02-09-2004, 12:58 AM
yer ur right man, i only got a honda :P

[[d a n n y]]
02-09-2004, 08:11 AM
ive dropped the issue, im leaving it at that. apologised to apexi for taking it out on him, but theres one thing above all that i jsut cant do..... respect a nissan ;)

now danny lets run :P

ahahaha u funny man...
i would love to but ur too far...

luzinit
02-09-2004, 09:06 AM
performance forums got hacked by arab hackers.... cant view the thread.... ehehhe

vti-2
02-09-2004, 01:40 PM
hehehehe.. this thread is quite an entertaining read. :D

wynode
02-09-2004, 01:52 PM
No point keeping this open any longer