Today is not a good day at all...
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Today is not a good day at all...
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High
Way
Pa
trolling
Did you lose your license?
fuk what happened met, r u ok
>Started work 10pm
>Finish night shift 6am
>Driving on specific highway to mums to telegram Mocchi wheels.
>Oil light flashes
>Pull over IMMEDIATELY - Turn car off.
>THEFACKISTHISSHIT
>>ITWASFUKINGSERVICEDLASTWEEKFUK!
>Stopped at phone 454
>Car has oil
>"Willie, what the fack met"
>"Tow it here, will be ok - oil pressure sensor?"
>Organises a tow
>"Will be there in an hour"
>Highway Patrol comes past
>"M8URCARLOOKSLOW"
>"nahhhh........it's not met, I'm just broken down here waiting for a tow..... thanks for the help"
>"move on....please"
>"I'm dealing with a crisis officccc-"
>"-THATISKUNTSTUBBLETOJEW"
>"OkOkOkOk"
>Polish drive off
>Lloyd has a sneaky piss
>Pisses on ant hill in the bushes
>Hurry up tow truck, I dun like yellow labels
>Private number call
>The legend that is OZ (tanks4callbloke)
>Polish drive past again
>Polish stop
>Polish reverse
>First amendment
>Talking to Oz
>Kunt wants me off the phone
>Polish dun like mah phone call
>"M8o, we told you to move on.....not piss in public......we wanted a look at your car....not your flacid penis.......let's take a looksie at the car"
>Hood is already popped
>"This is intradesting
>Snoop.jpg
>"Look........we have your balls in a vice, what are you doing here, aftermarket ECU, after market CAI, tyre stretch, wheels are flush, rear tyres near indicator, aftermarket aftermarket aftermarket"
>"Plz dun taze me brah"
>"We could have you up on charges too..."
>"LOLWUT"
>"Indecent exposure"
>Lloyd calms down and tells them what hell this is
>Polish have a very stern talk for 20 minutes.
>Dey leave without yellow/red D
>Notcryin'
>Already has dat anxieties n deep compressions, the fark is that feel?
>Heart palpitations?
>Heart attack.
>TRY TO IGNORE IT LLOYD
>STREEEEESSSSSSS
>Lloyd thinks oil filter pop off from service last week
>Looks under tree.
>More oil on road then middle east.
>What's a sump plug?
>That's where the sump plug was....
>Don't forget to bring a towel
>Towie eventuates
>Standing on ant hill
>Ants in pants
>TheFackOWWWWWIIIIEEEEEE
>lil marfarker are biting my legs, my gooch, my balls, my penor and trying to bite my bumhole
>FMD
>Strips the pants and undies off
>Kill all the ants off my balls and Willy etc
>Mick is laughing all the way to the bank as he gets the tree up
>$275
>Arrives at Willie.
>Willie dun goofed it. New sump plug, new oils, no knocking, may have been very lucky. (Compression test will come to verify)
>Can pick up car tomorrow night
>Willie pays.
>Was meant to work tonight + tomorrow
>FMD
>FUUUUUUUUUUUU gotta get to mums!!!
>IMSOTIREDRIGHTNOW
>THEBABYSLEEPSINTHECRIBNOW
>Iron helps us play
>HEHEHEHEHE
>HELLOJOE
>CAN'TSLEEPCLOWNWILLEATME
>StressStressStress
>FUKFUKFUK
>I better not miss the focker.
>1.5 hour bus/train
>Dying for a shit since I pulled over and was accused of exposing my 2" to the traffic
>Arrives at Mum's as E-go arrived
>Takes rear wheels off
>RUSHRUSHRUSH
>FUKFUKFUK.
It's 2:21pm.
Fack this shit, I'm gonna go take a Valium or some shit.
I'm farkin wrecked.
Peace.
Fuk met, that's super unfortunate...
If you were in Perth I'd lend you the polo srs brah
That was entertaining to read lmao
but fuk, coulda been so much worse man, lucky you didn't ignore oil light shhiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt
shhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttt tttttttt
police only looking out for publics best interests
u got no sump plug? u leaking oil? thats an epa infringement m8 think of the dolphins
Das
Not
It
OP can you please confirm the brand of oil sump plug used
I hear cbauto branded oil sump plug has issues similar to that described
i saw carayan mucking about under your car last saturday
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Nek minut
BHG
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