1.5 Jazz 1/4 mile confirmed

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Originally Posted by bluevti

coladuna: If i read you're reponse right, you're saying you dont believe stock 1.5 jazz can do 16's? Why would Wheels report it doing 16's if it didnt?

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I don't even know what a stock Jazz can do quarter mile. I was only going by Jus-10's excitement over his time.
Then please tell me what the big deal is for a relatively heavily modified Jazz to do mid 16 secs quater mile?

EDIT: What Wheels are you reading there? A personally edited version? LOL
I have a Wheels magazine right in front of me and I don't see any 16 secs quarter mile for Jazz. It quotes 17.5sec for VTi-S manual and 18 sec for CVT, which sounds a lot more realistic considering it does 0-100 in 10 secs or so.

Hehe, yeah I have to say, I did expect more from jus-10's drag time given his mods. However he said recently that he expects it to do much better now.

I'll scan the mag for you :) Just got to polish up my photoshop editing skills first.. nah just joking the mag has it in original print - no need for me to edit it.

I understand your skeptisism, as I also have wheels and motor mags quoting 17s for the manual jazz.

dun worry about him
he always BS himself but keep say others is BS
he just think his euro is the best
lol

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Originally Posted by TypeG

dun worry about him
he always BS himself but keep say others is BS
he just think his euro is the best
lol

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No, I don't and you are an idiot who can't even speak or write a proper english.
Go home and study a bit more idiot.
I know my euro is faster than Jazz and better in every single aspect.
Not that I really care and wasn't the point of my post.
I just get sick of all the BS that gets posted on Jazz forum and people implying that Jazz is a "quick" car.
All I can say about the Jazz is fuel efficient, good build quality, adequate power, acceptable looks. Words such as "performance", "fast" etc does not even come anywhere near it.
Keep ricing up your self-claimed "pocket rocket"

Let me guess. Are you the idiot who claimed to have kept up with Prelude VTi-R with a Jazz? or was that a different idiot? too many delusional idiots to keep track of.

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Originally Posted by bluevti

I'll scan the mag for you :) Just got to polish up my photoshop editing skills first.. nah just joking the mag has it in original print - no need for me to edit it.

I understand your skeptisism, as I also have wheels and motor mags quoting 17s for the manual jazz.

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I have no idea what you're trying to say here.
Are you saying that you have a Wheels magazine quoting a different figure?
As if a stock Jazz will do 16 sec flat quarter mile run. In someone's dream maybe.

Besides Jus-10 improved almost 1 sec in quartermile run, which if you didn't know, is a big improvement.

no offence, but if you dont like any of the jazz forums discussions then dont comment

because when you do and someone disagrees with you, you get your knickers in a knot anyway

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Originally Posted by nipnip

no offence, but if you dont like any of the jazz forums discussions then dont comment

because when you do and someone disagrees with you, you get your knickers in a knot anyway

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Do I give a shit about what you think? I think not.
I think I'm entitled to posting the fact, not some made up BS.
The fact is I have a Wheels Magazine right in front of me and it clearly says 17.5 sec for manual and 18 sec for CVT. There's nothing to disagree on. It's a FACT.

Wow, Jazz must be so quick. SP23 does it in 16 sec according to Wheels magazine. Jazz only makes 81kW or something and it's faster than a car that makes 118kW. Must be a MIRACLE!~~ More like a delusion of crazy owners.

I don't doubt that Jus-10 did 16 sec with all that mod. However, I doubt that a stock Jazz will be able to do that.

One thing I find really funny is that Jazz owners here tend to get very upset when someone point out that Jazz is not a performance car and rather slow.
Is that really surprising? I thought you knew what to expect when you bought it. It's not meant to be a hot hatch or anything. Haha. I feel like I bagged out a NSX and said that it's slow or something.

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Originally Posted by coladuna

No, I don't and you are an idiot who can't even speak or write a proper english.
Go home and study a bit more idiot.
I know my euro is faster than Jazz and better in every single aspect.
Not that I really care and wasn't the point of my post.
I just get sick of all the BS that gets posted on Jazz forum and people implying that Jazz is a "quick" car.
All I can say about the Jazz is fuel efficient, good build quality, adequate power, acceptable looks. Words such as "performance", "fast" etc does not even come anywhere near it.
Keep ricing up your self-claimed "pocket rocket"

Let me guess. Are you the idiot who claimed to have kept up with Prelude VTi-R with a Jazz? or was that a different idiot? too many delusional idiots to keep track of.

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lol
well, i never learn english in school tho but i believe i do a lot more study than u do.
all BS posts are started by you so stop complain and just go back to yr euro forum idiot.
sorry i never claim a jazz is faster and a euro or prelude but i am the person who say euro luxury is not worth the money. remember than sucker

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Originally Posted by coladuna

Do I give a shit about what you think? I think not.
I think I'm entitled to posting the fact, not some made up BS.
The fact is I have a Wheels Magazine right in front of me and it clearly says 17.5 sec for manual and 18 sec for CVT. There's nothing to disagree on. It's a FACT.

Wow, Jazz must be so quick. SP23 does it in 16 sec according to Wheels magazine. Jazz only makes 81kW or something and it's faster than a car that makes 118kW. Must be a MIRACLE!~~ More like a delusion of crazy owners.

I don't doubt that Jus-10 did 16 sec with all that mod. However, I doubt that a stock Jazz will be able to do that.

One thing I find really funny is that Jazz owners here tend to get very upset when someone point out that Jazz is not a performance car and rather slow.
Is that really surprising? I thought you knew what to expect when you bought it. It's not meant to be a hot hatch or anything. Haha. I feel like I bagged out a NSX and said that it's slow or something.

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yes we are very upset when U point out that Jazz is not a performance car and rather slow coz we all like our cars and all our plan is to make it go faster.
if u dun think it is not a performance car, just leave this forum as everytime u are here, u are upsetting us.
Who know our cars cant be a performance car in a near future. So do a family car like Euro

also good luck in editng all the posts u made here and i know u trying hard enough to pi$$ us off

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Originally Posted by TypeG

lol
well, i never learn english in school tho but i believe i do a lot more study than u do.
all BS posts are started by you so stop complain and just go back to yr euro forum idiot.
sorry i never claim a jazz is faster and a euro or prelude but i am the person who say euro luxury is not worth the money. remember than sucker

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Haha. You live and study in Australia and you're saying that? What an excuse.
I'm sorry, but I have already graduated from university and working full-time. Unlike people like you, I make my own living and pay for everything myself. Good luck with finding a job when you have 100 grammatical errors in every sentence. LOL You continue your worthless study and I'll keep making more money. I'll take money over study anyday.

"remember than sucker"?
Once again, if you can't communicate what you want to say, don't even bother because that sentence doesn't even make sense.

Like I care about what you think about my car. I don't give a crap.
I don't care if you drive a cheap car or not, but I know one thing and that's that my car craps all over yours. Sorry to other Jazz owners, but you can't honestly expect someone to say that a $25K car is better than a $45K car.

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Originally Posted by TypeG

yes we are very upset when U point out that Jazz is not a performance car and rather slow coz we all like our cars and all our plan is to make it go faster.
if u dun think it is not a performance car, just leave this forum as everytime u are here, u are upsetting us.
Who know our cars cant be a performance car in a near future. So do a family car like Euro

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That's not my problem. Ask anyone on the planet. No one will say Jazz is a performance car and most will say they are slow. No surprises there. At least that's what I thought, even for extremely delusional owners like you.
Go ahead and make it faster all you want. I'm not gonna care, but whatever you do to Jazz won't make it a performance car unless you are talking about a drastic mod that totally changes the essence of the car, which I'm sure no one on this forum is willing to do on the Jazz or could afford to.

You really are an idiot, you know that? So I can't visit Jazz forum if I think they are not performance cars? Or are you having trouble communicating again? LOL

It appears that you are having trouble because I can't make sense of what you said in your last sentence. It's a total garbage and broken English no one can ever comprehend.

Don't you worry. I'm not planning to spend a cent on the Euro doing stupid mods like CF bonnet on a Jazz like you did. Maybe you'll beg your mama and papa to buy you more mods for your Jazz. Good luck with that.

You'll have to spend a fortune before you can beat Euro with a Jazz anyway. haha. This is getting really funny.