1.5 Jazz 1/4 mile confirmed

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sorry sir
i am living in Australia. I have graduated in my Bachelor and Master degree. I have my own job, own car and my own living too. I can communicate with my workmate as working in AUstralia do not need to speak english all the time anyway. Plus I may have chance to do my PhD anytime. Who give me a sh1t even my engilsh is suck. well some sucker do i know.

euro luxury is not worth the money is IMO and it is NEVER = a jazz is better than a $45k car. where the fxxk i say euro is better than a jazz. I buy a jazz over euro because it worth the price IMO. is that make any sense SIR

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Originally Posted by TypeG

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sorry sir
i am living in Australia. I have graduated in my Bachelor and Master degree. I have my own job, own car and my own living too. I can communicate with my workmate as working in AUstralia do not need to speak english all the time anyway. Plus I may have chance to do my PhD anytime. Who give me a sh1t even my engilsh is suck. well some sucker do i know.

euro luxury is not worth the money is IMO and it is NEVER = a jazz is better than a $45k car. where the fxxk i say euro is better than a jazz. I buy a jazz over euro because it worth the price IMO. is that make any sense SIR

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Haha. I'm proud of you, son. Who else could score a job with that kind of written english skill? No one else but YOU.
Very lucky that you can write any broken english crap in your line of work. lol
You should feel sorry for me because in my line of work, I'd be fired instantly if my written english skills were at your level. LOL

No, you bought a Jazz because your budget didn't stretch.

BTW, your sentences don't make any sense at all once again.
It's anyone's guess how you got through bachelor and masters degree. haha

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Originally Posted by coladuna

That's not my problem. Ask anyone on the planet. No one will say Jazz is a performance car and most will say they are slow. No surprises there. At least that's what I thought, even for extremely delusional owners like you.
Go ahead and make it faster all you want. I'm not gonna care, but whatever you do to Jazz won't make it a performance car unless you are talking about a drastic mod that totally changes the essence of the car, which I'm sure no one on this forum is willing to do on the Jazz or could afford to.

You really are an idiot, you know that? So I can't visit Jazz forum if I think they are not performance cars? Or are you having trouble communicating again? LOL

It appears that you are having trouble because I can't make sense of what you said in your last sentence. It's a total garbage and broken English no one can ever comprehend.

Don't you worry. I'm not planning to spend a cent on the Euro doing stupid mods like CF bonnet on a Jazz like you did. Maybe you'll beg your mama and papa to buy you more mods for your Jazz. Good luck with that.

You'll have to spend a fortune before you can beat Euro with a Jazz anyway. haha. This is getting really funny.

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are u saying people owning a Jazz is extremely poor or sth which cannot afford to make it a performance car ? what is yr measurement as a performance car? like a euro?

Yeah i admin I do have problem understand some difficult articles or whatever but I am good enough to read all yr BS and I am not have a good mood to editing yr own post and correct all yr errors everytime after u posted.

the original owner of the cf boonet is not me. I just bought it off second hand. i dun care whether u going to mod yr euro or not but to respect other owners who love their cars and their mod.
However, from posts, u never know how to respect a human being and again dun talk about my mum and dad as you talked about my parent in the past already. Thx

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Originally Posted by coladuna

Haha. I'm proud of you, son. Who else could score a job with that kind of written english skill? No one else but YOU.
Very lucky that you can write any broken english crap in your line of work. lol
You should feel sorry for me because in my line of work, I'd be fired instantly if my written english skills were at your level. LOL

No, you bought a Jazz because your budget didn't stretch.

BTW, your sentences don't make any sense at all once again.
It's anyone's guess how you got through bachelor and masters degree. haha

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please tell me what are not make sentence to you and i will explain to you clearly .
there are some jobs which didnt require to write any english at all. Even in my bachelor or even my master, i dont need any english written skills at all.
sorry, i dun need to prove if I have enough cash for a euro at all but a euro is only 1Xk on top of a jazz anyway. However, the main thing is I did enjoy every rides i got.
If u want to complain how the fxxk i got through my bachelor and master dgree, feel free to talk to my previous university. You can contact them by visiting www.rmit.edu.au or www.monash.edu.au and my Monash ID was 18057101 and I am happy to resit or redo any exam or assignment or research again.

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Originally Posted by TypeG

are u saying people owning a Jazz is extremely poor or sth which cannot afford to make it a performance car ? what is yr measurement as a performance car? like a euro?

Yeah i admin I do have problem understand some difficult articles or whatever but I am good enough to read all yr BS and I am not have a good mood to editing yr own post and correct all yr errors everytime after u posted.

the original owner of the cf boonet is not me. I just bought it off second hand. i dun care whether u going to mod yr euro or not but to respect other owners who love their cars and their mod.
However, from posts, u never know how to respect a human being and again dun talk about my mum and dad as you talked about my parent in the past already. Thx

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Are you sure you are good enough to undertand my posts? When did I say all people owning a Jazz is extremely poor? Besides, 25K is not a car that extremely poor people drive around in. You can go on all night trying to accuse me of things I didn't even say.

And No, I do not think of Euro as a performance car. Let's just say I think of it as a sporty sedan. My measure for a performance car? That's a bit subjective don't you think? However, it's easy to say that Jazz is NOT a performance car. Is it so hard for you to accept that Jazz is not a performance car? You must have an ego bigger than your brain. LOL

What does respect have to do with stating the fact that Wheels magazine quotes 17.5 sec quartermile for Jazz VTi-S manual and saying that is slow? Are you saying that's fast by any means?

I don't have a problem with people spending their money on mods. It's not my money so I don't give a shit whether they throw it down the drain, but it is annoying when certain people think their cars are performance cars and get all upset when someone says otherwise. You have a twisted understanding of the word 'respect', don't you? Respect doesn't mean bullshitting.

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Originally Posted by TypeG

please tell me what are not make sentence to you and i will explain to you clearly .
there are some jobs which didnt require to write any english at all. Even in my bachelor or even my master, i dont need any english written skills at all.
sorry, i dun need to prove if I have enough cash for a euro at all but a euro is only 1Xk on top of a jazz anyway. However, the main thing is I did enjoy every rides i got.
If u want to complain how the fxxk i got through my bachelor and master dgree, feel free to talk to my previous university. You can contact them by visiting www.rmit.edu.au or www.monash.edu.au and my Monash ID was 18057101 and I am happy to resit or redo any exam or assignment or research again.

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Don't bother. I doubt you'll make it any easier to understand anyway. Language skill is not something you gain within 30 mins. LOL

However, I do find it amusing that whatever job you have, does not require good communication skills. That's like the most basic requirement of any job. All I can think of is.... LOL

I don't really care whether you got your bachelor or masters degree. It's not even a significant achievement unless you graduated with distinction or something. I've seen heaps of overseas students who couldn't speak or write jackshit and they all managed to pass bachelor/master degree so it's not really a surprise anymore. Whether that should be allowed or not is a different story however.

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Originally Posted by coladuna

Are you sure you are good enough to undertand my posts? When did I say all people owning a Jazz is extremely poor? Besides, 25K is not a car that extremely poor people drive around in. You can go on all night trying to accuse me of things I didn't even say.

And No, I do not think of Euro as a performance car. Let's just say I think of it as a sporty sedan. My measure for a performance car? That's a bit subjective don't you think? However, it's easy to say that Jazz is NOT a performance car. Is it so hard for you to accept that Jazz is not a performance car? You must have an ego bigger than your brain. LOL

What does respect have to do with stating the fact that Wheels magazine quotes 17.5 sec quartermile for Jazz VTi-S manual and saying that is slow? Are you saying that's fast by any means?

I don't have a problem with people spending their money on mods. It's not my money so I don't give a shit whether they throw it down the drain, but it is annoying when certain people think their cars are performance cars and get all upset when someone says otherwise. You have a twisted understanding of the word 'respect', don't you? Respect doesn't mean bullshitting.

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Originally Posted by coladuna

which I'm sure no one on this forum is willing to do on the Jazz or could afford to.

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yeah i do understand what u saying as u THINK all the people in this FORUM is so poor which cant even put a custom turbo kit in to make a jazz a fast car?

yeah it is subjective i do admin as I think a euro is a family car like camry which will never turn out a performance car but i do think it is quite sporty so do a Jazz.

dun get me wrong as i never bought a Wheels mag in my whole life. However, do respect everyone in this forum (not even a jazz or some older car like EG) as we all love our ride and we want to make it drive, and look better as long as we can afford.

I never misunderstand the word "RESPECT" as unless u wont respect a person which have problem in english.

a Jazz can be a perforamnce car if u have cash so it do have the potiential to be a performance car. I am asking what is yr measurement for a performance car as I do believe a custom turbo kit will make a jazz a performance car. At the same time you may thing a 360 is the only performance car in yr mind.

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Originally Posted by coladuna

Don't bother. I doubt you'll make it any easier to understand anyway. Language skill is not something you gain within 30 mins. LOL

However, I do find it amusing that whatever job you have, does not require good communication skills. That's like the most basic requirement of any job. All I can think of is.... LOL

I don't really care whether you got your bachelor or masters degree. It's not even a significant achievement unless you graduated with distinction or something. I've seen heaps of overseas students who couldn't speak or write jackshit and they all managed to pass bachelor/master degree so it's not really a surprise anymore. Whether that should be allowed or not is a different story however.

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well it is really a miracle as a lot of people coming from oversea who cant speak or write a good english but pass all the exam and assignment but that's how Australia University works now. U better sleep now as I can think of a lot of job which didnt even need to speak and write english (in my mind, programming lang is not called english) as long as u got a non- Oz boss. So keep yr surprise going as it happens all the time now. Plus sound like you dun have any chance to get to PhD as or Master ( you may have chance to get into one tho) as some Master and all PhD do need distinction results to get in or being recommended to get in.

I am fine so dun need to worry about me as I am not born in an english speaking country anyway.

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Originally Posted by coladuna

Don't you worry. I'm not planning to spend a cent on the Euro doing stupid mods like CF bonnet on a Jazz like you did. Maybe you'll beg your mama and papa to buy you more mods for your Jazz. Good luck with that.

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respect people like me who want to make my car look a bit better alright? Well, it is not in performance purposes at all as even my old dc2r do not have cf bonnet anyway. oh.. is a dc2r or a slightly slower Ek4 a performance car for u?
The reason why I am asking is that they are the two of the performance cars (IMO:D ) which i have owned ages before and I dont have a cf bonnet for them either.... even my fto, supra, little echo, mrs

Sorry Mods, but ban be if you must, i just have to say this....

Coladuna, **** off...
You keep repeating yourself and stating "Do I care what you say/think etc",
if you don't care, then why bother revisiting this thread and posting meaningless comments.

If you must know, people who graduate from university here in Australia doesn't prove anything about their english skills.

Actually, wait I have no time for such people like you.
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Originally Posted by Tofu

Sorry Mods, but ban be if you must, i just have to say this....

Coladuna, **** off...
You keep repeating yourself and stating "Do I care what you say/think etc",
if you don't care, then why bother revisiting this thread and posting meaningless comments.

If you must know, people who graduate from university here in Australia doesn't prove anything about their english skills.

Actually, wait I have no time for such people like you.
:thumbdwn:

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Why don't you **** off? Another idiot comes trotting along...
If you haven't realised it was TypeG who got all personal and agitated just because I mentioned the fact that Jazz is quoted as doing 17.5sec over quartermile in Wheels magazine. If you wanna dispute that, you are as stupid and delusional as TypeG.

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Originally Posted by TypeG

well it is really a miracle as a lot of people coming from oversea who cant speak or write a good english but pass all the exam and assignment but that's how Australia University works now. U better sleep now as I can think of a lot of job which didnt even need to speak and write english (in my mind, programming lang is not called english) as long as u got a non- Oz boss. So keep yr surprise going as it happens all the time now. Plus sound like you dun have any chance to get to PhD as or Master ( you may have chance to get into one tho) as some Master and all PhD do need distinction results to get in or being recommended to get in.

I am fine so dun need to worry about me as I am not born in an english speaking country anyway.

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And you think I was born here? haha
English is my second language too.
BTW, every single sentence you write doesn't make any sense. You will have a serious issue. Haha. you are acting like you are smarter than me when you can't even basically say "how are you" without making errors? hilarious!
Yea yea. waste all your time doing all the study you need. Degrees don't equal money. I don't need to do a crappy Masters degree because I havee a job in a professional industry and they have a course of their own.
You sure have a bright future ahead of you, don't you? limiting your job opportunities to chinese speaking employers in english speaking country. haha
I think you are in a wrong country if you didn't realise by now.
Thanks "captain obvious" for pointing out you don't need a good english skill if you work for non-english speaking employer.