Originally Posted by
WATAJK
LOL....
Well i own a DC5R,
mildly modified...
Anyway, just had my car all fixed up and hadn't taken it out in like 2-3 weeks so i thought i'd go for abit of a drive...
Had itnentions to go to maccas but didn't happen..
Came to a bend, gave way, took off, gave it a WOT and kept speed at 60km/h
BA station wagon behind me... Flashing lights...
Me: oh come on, this has to be a joke, im doing 60km/h, i didn't even exceed it! (1st to 2nd in VTEC brings you roughly just to below or over 60km/h)
Cop's get out...
Me: Good afternoon
Cop: Gimme your license mate
Me: Searching for my license......
Cop: Come on i don't have all day
Me: Hands over license
Cop: So what's your reasons for driving so stupidly and like an idiot up this busy main road?
Let me inform you before i continue that im a respectable bloke to anyone who is respectable to me. This is how im raised.
Me: Officer before i continue i wish to say, the next way you speak to me will be the way i speak to you for the rest of this conversation. I didn't take off stupidly or like an idiot at all, i took off and drove the car to the way that Honda has built the car, so i do apologize if i have offended you in anyway but all i did was red-lined the motor. I didn't exceed the speed limit, i kept it within 60km/h....
Cop: (Loses it) Drug and alcohol test for you mate, simple. Who do you think you are speaking to me like that? Im the judge & jury right now so watch how you speak to me mate, your a young arrogant shit who thinks they own the roads
Me: (Lost it) Excuse me but who the hell do you think you are? You think wearing that badge and blue uniform makes you any different to me? Your equal to me in every way, your no different but 1 exception. Your doing a job, which i must say you completely suck. You don't even have people skills, if you had half a brain you would of spoke to me with some decency of acting like the typical prick most police are. You guys/girls wonder why your so hated by younger people, look at HOW YOUR SPEAKING TO ME!
Got breath tested and drug tested.. He had nothing on me, don't do either of them... (his partner, the cop who was an assole walked off the get this yellow book >.>)
So instead... Roadworthy test on my car... This is where it got fun...
Cop: Sit in your car, do as your told, this is a roadworthy check on your car (trying to calm down)
Me: Yeah no worries.
Did all his indications but i knew from this point on i was screwed pretty much...
Cop: Running any modifications?
Me: Nah. None at all...
Cop: Pop you bonnet
Me: This is when i was panicking.. Cold air intake, no airbox >.> Green P's.... 3 points >.> Sigh
Cop: Check all fluids, checks for leaks, close your bonnet...
Me: Okay... Rushes closes it...
Cop: What size are your wheels?
Me: There 17's, why do you ask?
Cop Well... Sorry but you can't have them.. There pertruding your guards on the front and rear... Oh and what's these gauges for on your car here
Me: What on the A-Pillar?
Cop: YES, On your A-Pillar!!
Me: Oh i didn't mention that this is my weekend joy car that i also use to take on track.. So i just can't be bothered to removing some parts...
Cop: These pertrude your vision and your going to get a notice for this and your wheels
Me: You make me laugh, i'll have this cleared tomorrow
Cop: How you intend to do that? Dodgy ay mate?
Me: Nah... Take the pillar off, unclip them, put my stock wheels on that i have at home... So get this over with your wasting my time
Cop: Whatever you think mate, your a piece of work now aren't ya?
Me: Piece of work? Whatever you think officer.. You got rolled by someone half your age...
Partner: alright, this is done. Have a good day mate.
Shook hands with his partner as big shot was already back in his car...
Stuck the ****ing defect in the top middle of my windscreen the assole.
The prick ticked roadworthy for a fkn MINOR... Got it all sorted... Missus took my car to VicRoads... They generally don't check your car (had all my paper work sorted).. VicRoads officially said to my missus i need to inspect the car, the officer has left an instruction for a thorough check....
What a fkn assole... >.>
Ah the joy of police...
Got many more stories.. Been accused of having weapons in my daily yet im a tradesmen LOL