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03-03-2015, 09:35 PM
RenzokukenJ

How to met

Hi guys

How u do oil change?

I'm driving Toyota sportivo, just need advise yh
03-03-2015, 09:46 PM
cbauto

camry or corolla
03-03-2015, 10:33 PM
amant02

How to Change your Oil in 26 Steps - Amants edition.

1. Take Jerry Can to Servo
2. Drive car to secluded area, make sure you start with a screw driver.
3. Empty the Jerry can everywhere specially the interior.
4. Have a smoke break and make sure no one is round.
5. End wit badass scene by flicking the cigg butt into car.
6. Watch to make sure car actually caught on fire. If not take off ur shirt put it in the petrol tank and light that.
7. Go home and sleep.
8. Wake up and call the cops tell em your car is missing.
9. Cry in jail when 2 guys hold you down and 6 guys take turn on ur asshole. Cos u forget your fireproof dashcam wit evidence.
10. Get a Jail tattoo, preferably tear drop.
11. Work out everyday cos nothing better to do in jail.
12. Write me letters on how your gonna take revenge for asshole.
13. Polo worst car ever
14. Figure out you hab get out Jail free card
15. Start to Dig hole out of prison.
16. Get associates to help you Jail Break.
17. Get tattoo of Jail's map on your back.
18. Start Jail Riot
19. Kill your associates as you dont want to leave a trail behind.
20. Fight a Wild Grizzle bear.
21. Congratulations you have found a cbauto forklift.
22. Drive forklift through Uluru.
23. Attempt to lift Ayers Rock
24. If you fail, you gota kill 6 abos or you get curse. Note: The sacrificial abo must not to be too dark nor too light, just rite.
25. After killing abos you will be teleported back home.
26. Put get out jail card back in safe.
27. CRX Better than Polo
28. While driving to get woolies dat nite you will be chopped by a dc5.
03-03-2015, 10:36 PM
cbauto

that's 28 steps
03-03-2015, 10:39 PM
amant02

I came up with more shit than I thought I could.
04-03-2015, 12:01 AM
RenzokukenJ

Quote:

Originally Posted by cbauto

camry or corolla

Corolla

Quote:

Originally Posted by amant02

How to Change your Oil in 26 Steps - Amants edition.

1. Take Jerry Can to Servo
2. Drive car to secluded area, make sure you start with a screw driver.
3. Empty the Jerry can everywhere specially the interior.
4. Have a smoke break and make sure no one is round.
5. End wit badass scene by flicking the cigg butt into car.
6. Watch to make sure car actually caught on fire. If not take off ur shirt put it in the petrol tank and light that.
7. Go home and sleep.
8. Wake up and call the cops tell em your car is missing.
9. Cry in jail when 2 guys hold you down and 6 guys take turn on ur asshole. Cos u forget your fireproof dashcam wit evidence.
10. Get a Jail tattoo, preferably tear drop.
11. Work out everyday cos nothing better to do in jail.
12. Write me letters on how your gonna take revenge for asshole.
13. Polo worst car ever
14. Figure out you hab get out Jail free card
15. Start to Dig hole out of prison.
16. Get associates to help you Jail Break.
17. Get tattoo of Jail's map on your back.
18. Start Jail Riot
19. Kill your associates as you dont want to leave a trail behind.
20. Fight a Wild Grizzle bear.
21. Congratulations you have found a cbauto forklift.
22. Drive forklift through Uluru.
23. Attempt to lift Ayers Rock
24. If you fail, you gota kill 6 abos or you get curse. Note: The sacrificial abo must not to be too dark nor too light, just rite.
25. After killing abos you will be teleported back home.
26. Put get out jail card back in safe.
27. CRX Better than Polo
28. While driving to get woolies dat nite you will be chopped by a dc5.

That was absolutely terrible, I couldn't read past step 5
22-03-2015, 07:20 AM
cbauto

bump
1
22-03-2015, 10:28 AM
Super-DA9

Quote:

Originally Posted by amant02

How to Change your Oil in 26 Steps - Amants edition.

1. Take Jerry Can to Servo
2. Drive car to secluded area, make sure you start with a screw driver.
3. Empty the Jerry can everywhere specially the interior.
4. Have a smoke break and make sure no one is round.
5. End wit badass scene by flicking the cigg butt into car.
6. Watch to make sure car actually caught on fire. If not take off ur shirt put it in the petrol tank and light that.
7. Go home and sleep.
8. Wake up and call the cops tell em your car is missing.
9. Cry in jail when 2 guys hold you down and 6 guys take turn on ur asshole. Cos u forget your fireproof dashcam wit evidence.
10. Get a Jail tattoo, preferably tear drop.
11. Work out everyday cos nothing better to do in jail.
12. Write me letters on how your gonna take revenge for asshole.
13. Polo worst car ever
14. Figure out you hab get out Jail free card
15. Start to Dig hole out of prison.
16. Get associates to help you Jail Break.
17. Get tattoo of Jail's map on your back.
18. Start Jail Riot
19. Kill your associates as you dont want to leave a trail behind.
20. Fight a Wild Grizzle bear.
21. Congratulations you have found a cbauto forklift.
22. Drive forklift through Uluru.
23. Attempt to lift Ayers Rock
24. If you fail, you gota kill 6 abos or you get curse. Note: The sacrificial abo must not to be too dark nor too light, just rite.
25. After killing abos you will be teleported back home.
26. Put get out jail card back in safe.
27. CRX Better than Polo
28. While driving to get woolies dat nite you will be chopped by a dc5.

Worst advice, am tempted to neg ur nug

Jum, here is the best advice on the market on changing oil in just 3 easy steps

1. You jack up the car, right
2. Then you change the oil, yeah
3. Then put it back on the ground

http://i582.photobucket.com/albums/s...ds/image_2.jpg
22-03-2015, 11:00 AM
RenzokukenJ

Quote:

Originally Posted by Super-DA9

Worst advice, am tempted to neg ur nug

Jum, here is the best advice on the market on changing oil in just 3 easy steps

1. You jack up the car, right
2. Then you change the oil, yeah
3. Then put it back on the ground

http://i582.photobucket.com/albums/s...ds/image_2.jpg

Just tried this now, fuk

10/10 oil changed thank you so much
22-03-2015, 04:15 PM
u mad?

I can change your oil for you

I only charge 35 dollary doos
22-03-2015, 04:26 PM
carayan

Quote:

Originally Posted by u mad?

I can change your oil for you

I only charge 35 dollary doos

im sorry sir but i dont know where 'hehe' is.

how far is it from 'forever waiting'? i'd like take up this offer at the earliest possible date.
22-03-2015, 06:08 PM
RenzokukenJ

Quote:

Originally Posted by u mad?

I can change your oil for you

I only charge 35 dollary doos

Thank you mety I shall take you up on this