Hi guys
I had an interesting issue today I'd like to share.
>be me
>be dolan
>at eb games buying forza 5
>fukin sold out by Chad's with rich parents buying it for them
>only shit vidya like gt6 for ps4 (watajk)
>end up getting my little pony game
>mlp4lyf.webm
>walk up to qt3.14 7/10 sales girl
>"h-hello dolan-kun hehe"
>fuk such a qt
>as she processes my game, Chad with my fukin forza game starts chatting her up and shit
>wtfkunt.ppt
>decide to build up the courage to tell him to fuk off
>tilt my fedora to show my masculinity
>"excuse me sir, but my fair lady is helping me purchase my video game and we would both like some privacy to process the sale"
>trenchcoat waves behind me as my alpha within powered to over 9000 (inb4did you fart)
>"fuk off kunt "
>"please my fellow male, swearing in front of a fair lady is inappropriate"
>"whatcha gon do bout it kunt"
>in one swift motion I pull out my cane sword from within my urethra, somersault over the counter and cut the Chad's jugular, and resheath my sword.
>qt3.14 sighs in amazement
>"omg dolan-kun! "
>she jumps on me and rips my clothes off
>we hit it doggy style on the counter in front of 30 odd children
>I cum on the counter and rip off my face
>I'm man monis
>mfw allahu akbar
>mfw this happened yesterday
>mfw noob section
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