Move to city?
Serious Answer - Just to answer your 1/10000000000000000 scenario, book the nearest dyno to hook up and tune or your hook it up nearby and then move it to tuner [Have done so before]. What's better? Spend extra to do it smarter and safer OR try to tune and crash out with a dead ride/fined + loss of licence OR end up dead and not be able to enjoy life? You decide here ;)

