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Radar Guns
I hope you guys don't mind but I felt I had to share this
While I was driving down the M1 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk asked:
"Runway too short mate ?"
To which I replied: "I'm late for work."
To which he asked: "What do you do?"
I responded: "I'm a rectum stretcher"
The copper was surprised and confused : "A rectum stretcher, and just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."
Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously : "And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?"
To which I politely replied : "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge ................... "
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Originally Posted by buddah51au
I hope you guys don't mind but I felt I had to share this
While I was driving down the M1 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk asked:
"Runway too short mate ?"
To which I replied: "I'm late for work."
To which he asked: "What do you do?"
I responded: "I'm a rectum stretcher"
The copper was surprised and confused : "A rectum stretcher, and just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."
Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously : "And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?"
To which I politely replied : "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge ................... "
Hahahaha.
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still got the fine ? had a cop who pulled over someone already jump out at my friends car <10m without warning to pull him over too. didnt know they could pull over two cars at once. some are just money hungry sharks!
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Originally Posted by buddah51au
I hope you guys don't mind but I felt I had to share this
While I was driving down the M1 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk asked:
"Runway too short mate ?"
To which I replied: "I'm late for work."
To which he asked: "What do you do?"
I responded: "I'm a rectum stretcher"
The copper was surprised and confused : "A rectum stretcher, and just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."
Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously : "And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?"
To which I politely replied : "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge ................... "
hahahahahaha x2
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hahahhahah man u got balls ahhhahaha ive done the old "dump the asian accent" but thats just sick... ahahaha
Last edited by crinchi; 10-04-2010 at 04:31 AM.
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Thanks for the replies guys. I do have a few more, but the reality is this forum is not really the place for them. It's just that we all go a little quicker than we should at times so I thought it might go down well, especially in these days when the cops are putting fixed radar units in wheelie bins.
Personally, I am against Radar Guns completely as they do nothing for road safety & are purely revenue collectors. On the other hand I would not be against large numbers of unmarked patrol cars
Last edited by buddah51au; 10-04-2010 at 08:54 AM.
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Marked or unmarked, there needs to be more. I never see them???
Darwin has gone red light/speed camera crazy..... man I love cruise control!!!
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