Main rules.
#1 No Smoking
#2 NEVER touch the glass
#3 Feets remain on floor at all times.
#4 No oily food.
#5 No hooning with under aged family members
+1 ditto.
Chet: What happens if you wake up tomorrow and your powers are gone, huh?
Turbo: I guess I’d better make the most of today.
No booze
No smokes
No Food
No drinks
Feet on floor
Dont open the door if you do not have 1m room.
Seatbelts or you get a wrench to the face.
No touchy radio
No touchy power window switch
Windows will remain in the position i left them.
No snooping in glovebox or center console.
Hands by side.
No strong odors of BO, Bodyspray, or other crap
No eating any form of food
No drinking any form of liquid
No bringing any form of food into the cabin even if wrapped and sealed -goes into the tray in the boot
No bringing liquids into the car even if sealed and brand new - goes into a double layer tray in the boot if desperate
If you've just come off public transport (esp. the train), you sit on that towel. Same goes for playing footy, you sit on that towel.
Walk on the gutter/footpath to get to the car, no crossing the grass... don't want dog shit or mud in my car
No putting on makeup in the car
Handbags in the boot, not the cabin... don't want a leak of drink in the car.
No touching radio or power windows (window locked anyway)
No adjusting the air conditioning. It stays on all the time for a reason. If you're cold, you can walk.
No driving people who have been drinking --> don't want vomit stained car
No going through my empty glovebox or center console
Seatbelts on
No playing with the horn --> I will literally punch someone in the face.
Feet on the floor mat that covers the floor mat
No adjusting the seat, it's set that way for a reason
I open your damn doors in the carpark cause someone's gonna damage my door against a wall!
No smoking otherwise once again, I'll punch someone in the face
If I reach a hump or dip and I tell everyone to get out. It means GET OUT. I'll let you in again after the hump/dip.
STEP OVER THE SIDESKIRT WHEN GETTING OUT, NOT ON IT. I will flip it otherwise.
Yeah, I'm pretty tight ass. No wonder no-ones been sitting in the back seat for 2 years now. My last +1 passenger was in November 2013, she sat in the front seat. LOL.
On the other hand, friends and passengers travel in my Corolla when we go out. No eating, smoking and drinking rule applies still, but alot more relaxed cause it's a 12 year old car. Still refuse to drive drunk people home though, I'll pay for a cab instead if they are pissed on alky.
cant imagine if you guys owned ferraris or something
Ferrari or a $1000 Bomb. I respect all cars.
When I drive mums corolla and she puts her feet on the dash
It annoys me to the point were I ask her to put her feet down.
no food
no smoking
if the aircon is too cold/warm; tell me, ill adjust for you
if the radio is too loud/soft; tell me, ill adjust for you
seats im not fussed, but be considerate to those in the back
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