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    And onto HannAH's lovin' today.










    I gave OzMun a text along the lines of "Shuu habib' scarnon?" And he was all like "farcall, c u rater?" And I was all like "YallaYalla Anajeya!"









    So I was coming but had to stop and empty the cum dumpster out.







    I got there and came again..*zoom*










    Farkin B-series beast m8o's







    Anyway, Aus was patiently awaiting my heavy breathing and it arrived from behind the bushes.

    We then sat down and had a couple of ciggies, caught up and I raped him..this time















    We got stuck into our activities for the arvo, twas busy.

    Gave the tail lights a polish, clipped the plug and converted to Audm loom.

    Before:



    After:



    Very Very pleased with this

    We got stuck into some serious stuff... ya know, stickers, shift knobs and steering wheels. Louis Theroux came over to film part of a documentary on Japanese car culture and how replicas hurt the industry and your ears.




    He took HannAH for a drive and questioned how I will drive the car as he attempted to shift into fifth



    I told him I like the throw, he thought I was having a play of words.




    The one and only arrived and he fingered a unicorn..........













    Pikachu watched






    I found some more spots of rust on HannAH, I'm definitely going to have to strip Particia and take some flesh from her before HannAH gets too serious.




    As I left, the car was horny.
    What else would I have her do? Hoooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkhonkhonkhonkh oooooooonnnnnnnnnnnkhonkhonk

    Oz shoved his hands in and tried to unplug the horn to no avail.
    Still horny.
    Unplug the horn button.
    Great, no more honk if you're horny..
    Oh wait....only honk on hard light turn - oh well. Trollolololool the whole way home.



    So I got home, Parked HannAH next to the teg and wrote this shit.



    Spanks kents, needs more lows.
    Last edited by SHOGUNOVDDRK; 01-02-2015 at 10:35 PM.
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    that mikey G guy is the biggest shit talker ive ever met..
    in the space of 15minutes he sold two sets of wheels. claims a guy under the username DNT-CRY bought them!

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