Honda. Honda-Honda, Honda. Hondapie?

**SHOGUNOVDDRK** · 19-03-2015 06:21 AM

Today is not a good day at all...

**SHOGUNOVDDRK** · 19-03-2015 06:41 AM

High

Way

Pa

trolling

**RenzokukenJ** · 19-03-2015 08:19 AM

Did you lose your license?

**u mad?** · 19-03-2015 08:22 AM

fuk what happened met, r u ok

**SHOGUNOVDDRK** · 19-03-2015 01:21 PM

>Started work 10pm
>Finish night shift 6am
>Driving on specific highway to mums to telegram Mocchi wheels.
>Oil light flashes
>Pull over IMMEDIATELY - Turn car off.
>THEFACKISTHISSHIT
>>ITWASFUKINGSERVICEDLASTWEEKFUK!
>Stopped at phone 454
>Car has oil
>"Willie, what the fack met"
>"Tow it here, will be ok - oil pressure sensor?"
>Organises a tow
>"Will be there in an hour"
>Highway Patrol comes past
>"M8URCARLOOKSLOW"
>"nahhhh........it's not met, I'm just broken down here waiting for a tow..... thanks for the help"
>"move on....please"
>"I'm dealing with a crisis officccc-"
>"-THATISKUNTSTUBBLETOJEW"
>"OkOkOkOk"
>Polish drive off
>Lloyd has a sneaky piss
>Pisses on ant hill in the bushes
>Hurry up tow truck, I dun like yellow labels
>Private number call
>The legend that is OZ (tanks4callbloke)
>Polish drive past again
>Polish stop
>Polish reverse
>First amendment
>Talking to Oz
>Kunt wants me off the phone
>Polish dun like mah phone call
>"M8o, we told you to move on.....not piss in public......we wanted a look at your car....not your flacid penis.......let's take a looksie at the car"
>Hood is already popped
>"This is intradesting
>Snoop.jpg
>"Look........we have your balls in a vice, what are you doing here, aftermarket ECU, after market CAI, tyre stretch, wheels are flush, rear tyres near indicator, aftermarket aftermarket aftermarket"
>"Plz dun taze me brah"
>"We could have you up on charges too..."
>"LOLWUT"
>"Indecent exposure"
>Lloyd calms down and tells them what hell this is
>Polish have a very stern talk for 20 minutes.
>Dey leave without yellow/red D
>Notcryin'
>Already has dat anxieties n deep compressions, the fark is that feel?
>Heart palpitations?
>Heart attack.
>TRY TO IGNORE IT LLOYD
>STREEEEESSSSSSS
>Lloyd thinks oil filter pop off from service last week
>Looks under tree.
>More oil on road then middle east.
>What's a sump plug?
>That's where the sump plug was....
>Don't forget to bring a towel
>Towie eventuates
>Standing on ant hill
>Ants in pants
>TheFackOWWWWWIIIIEEEEEE
>lil marfarker are biting my legs, my gooch, my balls, my penor and trying to bite my bumhole
>FMD
>Strips the pants and undies off
>Kill all the ants off my balls and Willy etc
>Mick is laughing all the way to the bank as he gets the tree up
>$275
>Arrives at Willie.
>Willie dun goofed it. New sump plug, new oils, no knocking, may have been very lucky. (Compression test will come to verify)
>Can pick up car tomorrow night
>Willie pays.
>Was meant to work tonight + tomorrow
>FMD
>FUUUUUUUUUUUU gotta get to mums!!!
>IMSOTIREDRIGHTNOW
>THEBABYSLEEPSINTHECRIBNOW
>Iron helps us play
>HEHEHEHEHE
>HELLOJOE
>CAN'TSLEEPCLOWNWILLEATME
>StressStressStress
>FUKFUKFUK
>I better not miss the focker.
>1.5 hour bus/train
>Dying for a shit since I pulled over and was accused of exposing my 2" to the traffic
>Arrives at Mum's as E-go arrived
>Takes rear wheels off
>RUSHRUSHRUSH
>FUKFUKFUK.

It's 2:21pm.

Fack this shit, I'm gonna go take a Valium or some shit.

I'm farkin wrecked.

Peace.

**RenzokukenJ** · 19-03-2015 01:26 PM

Fuk met, that's super unfortunate...

If you were in Perth I'd lend you the polo srs brah

**u mad?** · 19-03-2015 01:30 PM

That was entertaining to read lmao

but fuk, coulda been so much worse man, lucky you didn't ignore oil light shhiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt

**carayan** · 19-03-2015 01:43 PM

shhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttt tttttttt

police only looking out for publics best interests

u got no sump plug? u leaking oil? thats an epa infringement m8 think of the dolphins