Hi guys, help out a noob

I have just bought an 03 Euro Luxury and the only thing that is wrong with it (that I've just noticed) is that when you pull the stalk to make the windscreen washer jets spray, no water!

On further inspection it appears water just barely oozes out the jets, but we're talking drips only, and yes, the washer reservoir is full

It is possible that the washers have not been used in a long time, as it was previously owned by an old bloke that hardly drove it (it's got 17500ks and is 5 years old lol). Could be clogged up somewhere but both left and right nozzles ooze the same amount of drips it seems.

On my old (old, old, old) Accord it was super easy to get to the bottle but on these new ones it's hidden way down under things and I've got no idea what to do - anyone got any suggestions that will save me taking it to the mechanic??

Cheers