Traditionally, a whore is a woman who exchanges sex for money and AIDS, unlike a vicky who gives it up for free. However, as the word evolved, a "whore" now more commonly means "someone who enjoys _________ immensely".
Whores can generally be categorized into one of the following subtypes:
Attention whore
Camwhore
Comment whore
Drama whore
Wikislut
Prostatot
Prostitute
Skeezer
Skank
Fat whore
Scenewhore
Crackwhore
**** Trapper
Nappy Headed
Whores suffer from a combination of the following
Loose vagina syndrome
Common amongst whores, the loose vagina syndrome is generally thought to be caused by feministic empowerment. Last thursday a French cave excavation team in Tuc d\'Audoubert found convincing proof that the syndrome may date from at least 100 years ago, when Smirnoff Vodka went into production. Hidden in the rectal regions of a clay bison, an amazing haiku scroll was uncovered. The scroll seems to give reference to what the scientists think might be the actual origin of the loose vagina syndrome.
Putrid Pussy Syndrome
This is when the said whore's nether regions smell so disgustingly foul that your face will be liquidated if it gets anywhere near the vile fumes. Beware the whore with PPS & dump her immediately! See first hand the horrible thing that is PPS:
http://www.myspace.com/usmelllbad Busted.
Lesbianic Whore Dysfunction
Lesbianic Whore Dysfunction (LWD) is a disease of the mind caused by feministic empowerment similar to what has been seen in LVS. However, as the term “lesbianic” would suggest, this particular disease renders its victim the whore unattracted to **** or any other part of the male anatomy. Common symptoms include posting of personal images on profile sites in a vain attempt to attract other whores, having unintelligent conversations with other whores, sparking arguments with intelligent people and complaining about the “pretty girl” population.
Ultimately, non-whores will find a large amount of lulz being generated from interaction with whores with Lesbianic Whore Dysfunction
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Originally Posted by Zdster
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