It's an auto - so who gives a crap anyway?

Let's face it dudes, the car is 18 years old and power-nothing. No EFI or anything either. It's gonna be a pain in the ass sooner or later. It's maybe worth $3000-$4000 max.

My folks bought my first car ---> '86 corolla sedan for $3500 in '03. It was my brother's until '06. I wrote it off last year and at 22 years of age it had 157 000 KMs on it. The body was immaculate, same with interior, and I put in a $1k sound system. Exterior was completely schmick and detailed weekly by me.
That's a good car and it's reliable as hell, so who the hell would pay $8k for this thing? <lol>