Lol brett, you are a funny guy Thats not going to lower your car at all.

Koni yellows have an adjustable perch that you can drop to a lower setting as trav said. Just get that and enjoy the massively increased performance over stock shocks. Will cost you around 1k for them.

OR just get some coilovers man like you were going to for a similar price from paul!! That way you can set the height where you want - i think you are too hung up on ADR approved stuff man, just keep stock setup on hand to clear any defects if you do get pinned for it

Basically, if you dont drive around like a knob, you arent going to get pulled up for it. Afterall, all we drive are crappy little civics - cops arent interested in them. I havent been pulled over in 5 years.....Its all about your attitude on the street! If you drive like a spanner, be prepared to cop it.