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    Wink making your car smell phresh with BIG`O

    Disclaimer: The following is provided as a GUIDE ONLY, and neither myself nor Ozhonda take any responsibility for the outcomes of someone else doing the following. You follow these steps at your own risk!

    some of you may have done this already, but i decided to do a "how-to" on it for others.


    have you ever noticed everytime you get take-away, have a chick in your car, leave your bodyboard/wet clothes in the car the smell is hard to get rid of? well heres how to fix that, and also get hot sex at the same time

    what you need:

    • Calvin Klein cologne/aftershave
    • a bit of paper/tissue
    • an empty "Ambi Pur" car freshener - dis-assembled.
    • and 5 mins of your time



    Step #1:
    open your bottle of chosen cologne, and pour into the empty car freshener bottle, being careful not to spill any. (if you spill some wipe up immediately, it could potentially stain your fresh threads you just bought last week)



    Step #2
    re-assemble the air freshener and admire the beutiful smell - might be an idea to wash your hands now too...


    Step #3
    place in a suitable location within your honda, and then go for a cruise and watch the females run after you in your rear-vision mirror



    **please note if you do pick up a female - always wear a condom. safe sex is good sex **



    Wynode edit: Disclaimer
    Last edited by wynode; 09-03-2006 at 05:28 PM.
    48USE honda integra FOR SALE

    see link:
    http://www.ozhonda.com/forum/showthr...96#post1545396

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    Wynode edit: Disclaimer
    ^^^cheers bro - forgot that 1.
    48USE honda integra FOR SALE

    see link:
    http://www.ozhonda.com/forum/showthr...96#post1545396

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    nice iam going to do it
    what happens if u dont like CK what can u use
    hahaha

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    lol at that DIY.....


    P.S
    Is there any cheap ways i can do this in my mums excel without her knowing?
    not being a smart ass... but is that what vtec feels like? turning the aircon off?

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    you can use whatever cologne you favour - CK sponser me and my bitches, hence reppin it for them
    48USE honda integra FOR SALE

    see link:
    http://www.ozhonda.com/forum/showthr...96#post1545396

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    Quote Originally Posted by nugget666
    lol at that DIY.....


    P.S
    Is there any cheap ways i can do this in my mums excel without her knowing?
    is your mum a bian? i suggest the use of perfume. spike her seats with a little
    48USE honda integra FOR SALE

    see link:
    http://www.ozhonda.com/forum/showthr...96#post1545396

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    ive tried that but unfortunatly i got no following ....good write up mate!!

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats gold shane!

    great idea tho


    BECS

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    why i didnt i think of that ...

    just a tip never leave a cologne open other wise it evaporates :S ...
    Wee Wee Waa Waa

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    expensive air freshener hay..
    Quote Originally Posted by ChargeR
    Ozhonda mods don't sleep, they wait.

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    well thats just brilliant

    gonna try it when i get home


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    10 points for this effort mate LOL
    awesome
    Tom says: "Now remember kids, offsets are like women... they are best in their teens."

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