Oh my godddd...

I was trying to hold back from this... but I can't any longer. Why buy a Type R if you want a smooth soft ride? Sell up for a Accord Euro, they are nice comfortable cars.

If I were you, I would go buy some softer springs for the shocks, and set the Dampers to the softest setting. That way you have a low car, with good sussy, and it's soft too!
If not sell to Elwood, he'd make good use of them as they are.