Is your Integra economical?

[yourfather]

Adelaide is the capital city of the state of South Australia and is commonly regarded as the murder capital of Australia. This title is given to Adelaide not due to the volume of murders, but due to the clever antics of Adelaide's finest serial killers. Adelaide has more serial killers per capita than any other city in Australia. Ironically, Adelaide is the only Australian capital city NOT founded by convicts. It also has discovered the final solution to the emo problem

History of Adelaide

Happy Adelaide folk.The original occupants of the area now known as Adelaide were a bunch of nekked Aboriginal people known as the Kaurna. The Kaurna were swiftly pwned by a black hater called Colonel William Light. Colonel William Light and his merry band of men were sent forth by the good Queen to conquer new lands as far as possible from the rest of the filthy convict based cities of Australia.

City of Churches
Adelaide is also known as the City of Churches, due to the unbelievable amount of God fearing peons in the region. Around every corner is a church of some persuasion. Not surprisingly, Adelaide also has a hefty history of child paedophilia caused by hornbag priests wanting MOAR HEAD. It is also a commonly known fact that it is perfectly fine to beat and molest orphans if they reside in Adelaide church dormitories. A common misconception is that due to South Australia's high number of churches, the State is a very religious one. This is not the case. In fact, the high number of churches is a necessity in order to cope with all the funerals as a result of the high number of murders that take place in South Australia.

Edumakashun

Average Adelaide home.Adelaide children are doomed from birth. Although the occasional bright spark pops out from Adelaide, the general population are dim witted baffoons capable of only drinking beer and watching car racing. In this plethora of numb thought, the brighter students often resort to heavy marijuana usage (which Adelaide has thankfully decriminalised) in order to fit in and deal with the rest of the dumb ****s.



What Adelaide people do. Don't ask
Adelaide Culture
Adelaide people consider going to the multicultural Central Markets to be one of Adelaide's significant cultural experiences. In reality, the markets stink like decaying fish.

Arts funding in South Australia has severely decreased over the last decade and, as a result, artists have been forced to adopt a DIY mentality. Of course, we all know DIY is just a cheap excuse for fail. These artists tend to be unwashed hippies who turn up to gallery exhibitions and post-show functions for the free food, alcohol and the chance to wash their armpits in the venue's bathroom. Female artists are the worst, leaving their armpits completely unshaven and developing light moustaches on their upper lips. The annual Adelaide Fringe Festival is touted as being one of the world's premiere Fringe Festivals, but in reality it is just an excuse for foreign comedians to **** the native unshaven wimmin.

The music scene in Adelaide has, like most music scenes, been overrun with the bratty emo kids who seem to thoroughly enjoy their emotive screaming. The metal scene putters along unnoticed (as it always does) whilst the indie faps are off displaying their scarves to one another. Seriously, how long can canvas shoes last???

Adelaide Cultural Points of Interest

It's gay. Balls are touching.The Mall's Balls: Yes, somehow this city is overly proud of large metallic balls
Central Markets: Full of tasty cake and om nom nom nom.
Maslins Beach: Australia's first nudist beach and Adelaide's beacon to old nekked d00ds.
Adelaide Festival Centre: yawn.
Adelaide Centre of the Arts: full of ****tarded arts students, but some damn hawt dance students.
Fowlers Live: skeezy music venue with shithouse sound.
Crown and Anchor Hotel: goth-o-rama. Occasionally the emotards join in.
Mars Bar: local gay bar. Full of gayz and dykes wanting to **** the wrong way.
The World's End: one of the few quality pubs in town.
Barossa Valley: get ****ed up on gourmet wine.
MSY Technology: utilising Chinese labour to bring you cheap computer parts.
The Pancake Kitchen: 24hr yum yum. Plus, they stream a live webcam feed of their restaurant 24/7 so you can enjoy watching fat ****s eat their pancakes any time you want. Also a Goth hangout, who enter, consume coffee and look at you as if you're the one with the problem.
[edit] Beer

Average Adelaide girl.
Adelaide is a ****ing warzone.One of the few things Adelaide does right is beer. In particular, Coopers Beer. This tasty nectar is brewed in Adelaide and owned by the Cooper family, one of the few Adelaide families to own more than one trailer home! On the other end of town is the West End Brewery where cheap, pov **** beer is "brewed" (still impossible to differentiate between West End beer and urine). Chances are that if you are ever unfortunate enough to spend time in Adelaide you will require copious amounts of Cooper's nectar to see you through it.














, Avoid
Every city has it's ghettos. Several Adelaide suburbs to avoid like the plague:

Salisbury - WORST BY FAR, AVOID AT ALL COST. Site of the infamous Hollywood Plaza shopping centre where odds of escaping with your wallet, a will to live and without a needle stick injury are extremely slim.
Elizabeth - Full of white trash. x9000 worse than Salisbury.
Kilburn - Not only *see above* but this suburb changed its name from "Little Chicago" to Kilburn to escape the stigmata of having so many rapes and murders, more evidence of the good folk living in Adelaide.
Marleston - in the ghettoooo... Just shit.
Noarlunga - the snap pants disease is strong. FUBU and Meth Mouths as far as the eye can see.
Marion - owned by Westfield Shopping Centre. Urban banality at its best.
Pooraka - been mugged lately?
Woodville - filled with old people and teenage whores. A retirement home/ prostitot brothel.
Croydon - provides us all with the lesson that even asians and blacks can be white suburban trash.
Alberton - filled with Australian ******s much the same as aforementioned suburbs.
Unley - full of single mothers on the dole.
Ingle Farm - Ingle Farm shopping centre, the hang out of the notorious B.I.A (Brothers in Arms) Gang. Wait... who?
Para Hills - Drug and housing trust house capital of Adelaide. Also known breeding ground of the ever-growing 'RANGA' breed, all named either 'Nathan' or 'Gary'.

[DC4Integra98]

^ wtf?

[xtan]

absolutely hate the dc4 fuel gauge... it is extremely inaccurate. I find when I am driving around and do sharp turn, the fuel gauge will always change and go back up when not moving.

Its all integras i think... i have a DC2R
edit: Actually i wouldn't say its inaccurate, i would say its too sensitive, but i mean its not like your not gonna reach flat roads unless you live in a slopey area and your driveway is on a slope

Anyway i get 9L/100km (average) but at worst 10.5L/100km,
i have dc2r with 40L tank.

[FASN8U]

^ wtf?

seriously , wtf?

[her0]

i hit the reserve light at 380kms, fill it up again, 3 clicks ---> 32.5litres.

awesome i'd say

edit: dc5r btw.

weird, i got around 300km only this week. off 34.5Litres, fairly similar driving and conditions.

[G-Stick]

ive been getting 470-500kms a tank with mostly suburb driving.

[mp-]

Type S wise:

Sucks for freeway/highway; mainly m4. from penrith/st marys to/from homebush, silverwater. (or maybe needs a good service).

full tank only for me usually last roughly 450-550km per tank (9L/100km)

I thought it would have been better

Going speed limit on the freeway. I noticed the revs sit around 3.5k-4k going 100km-110km.

[hugohung23]

DC5R when stock: 540 - 550 kms full tank
After headers and exhaust (installed recently): 602km full tank

[mp-]

DC5R when stock: 540 - 550 kms full tank
After headers and exhaust (installed recently): 602km full tank

Hmm...interesting

What headers and exhaust are you using?

[hugohung23]

Hmm...interesting

What headers and exhaust are you using?

Toda headers, and RM01A cat back.

[adis]

i did month worth of testing and what i got is 8.4L /100kms.
My integra has exaust, pod filter with vtec controller.
During the testing i would drive normal with shifting usually at around 3200rpm. I used optimax from shell petrol station.

The only result i wasnt happy with is when i went on a trip to Towong, and i drove on the freeway, average 120-125km/h, and @ that speed my revs are pretty high, 4000 rpm which i didnt like, and used about 9.8L per 100 kms which i wasnt happy about.

Aroudn the city, if driven normal, the car is excellent and has balls if needed to