HAHAH be creative.
Use them as Nunchuku.
HAHAHA I'll look them dead in the eye and pull out some Gran Torino quotes.
1.
Thug: Go to sleep old man
Walt Kowalski: How about I blow a hole in your face; then go inside and sleep like a baby.
Or maybe this,
2.
Walt Kowalski to Hmong Thug: I used to stack g00k fu(ks likes you five feet high in Korea... use ya for sand bags.